Monday, September 14, 2009

VMA Recap


Ok, a lot of things went down at last night's VMAs. From Lady Gaga's insane outfits to the crowd-silencing humor of Russell Brand. However, the two most notable antics had to go out to Kanye West and Lil' Mama. For those who missed it, don't have twitter or have absolutely no friends that are into pop culture, Kanye West burst on the stage after Taylor Swift was awarded Best Female Video. Stinkin of Hennessy, Yeezy grabbed the mic from T-Swift and declared that Beyonce should have won best video. In a matter of 10 seconds, Kanye went from the Louis Vuitton Don to the Louis Vuitton Douche. Check out the celeb tweets:

"Kanye West is the biggest piece of sh*t on earth. Quote me" - Pink

"F*CK U KANYE. IT'S LIKE YOU STEPPED ON A KITTEN" - Katy Perry

But the biggest tongue lashing comes from an unlikely source... Check it:

Dear Kanye, What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like s—. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty s—ty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways.

It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you... which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you.

The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her... so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole... I just pity you because you’re a sad human being." - Kelly Clarkson

Yikes! It hurts because it sounds so genuine hahahahhaha

Now, to the other goon of the night, Lil' Mama. During Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' memorable closing performance, Lil' Mama took it upon herself to join the fun. Her b-boy pose at the end with Hov and A.Keys had to be one of the most awkward things in life - even I felt embarrassed watching it. Fabolous made a #lilmamais tag on Twitter it instantly became the most tweeted topic:

"#lilmamais JayZ hypeman, she jus got there late."

"#lilmamais the bird that flew outta Lady Gaga's nest on her face"