The thing about first impressions is that you only get ONE! So why not stand out from all the jobbers in this world with this cool business card trick (*hint* also a great way to impress the ladies).
The key to this trick is CHARM! Open it up with something clever like, "I'm very cost efficient. I save thousands by printing my own business cards" (insert trick here). If you do it right, the recipient of your business card will be talking about you at the office (or with her girlfriends!). Do it wrong; well then I wouldn't hold my breath for a call back because now you're just an idiot in an awkward situation *shakes head*
